Terms & Privacy

Operator action required: Replace this starter disclosure with your actual legal business name, contact email, effective date, refund policy, jurisdiction, and privacy practices before accepting real payments. Seek professional advice where appropriate.

What we sell

Symbolic digital rock adoptions, digital certificates and public profile records. No physical goods are shipped. This site is a fictional parody organization and is not connected to any government.

Payments and fulfillment

Payments are handled by Stripe. Adoption records are created after verified payment confirmation. Limited edition quantities represent digital slots only. No investment value or resale rights are promised.

Data we process

Email address for account verification; adopter name, rock name, optional gift recipient, and registry visibility; payment transaction identifiers for reconciliation. Payment card details are handled by the payment provider, not stored by this website. Public registry records may display the adopter display name if public visibility was selected.

Requests and support

Operator must provide a support contact, retention policy, privacy rights process, and applicable refund/cancellation terms before launch.